Are you tired of watching your precious suppressor turn into a sad, mushy mess? Well, fret no more! With the Old Dirty Bastard, it’s only the VIP room for you from now on, our friend. You’ll be sitting pretty, a fist full of ones, smelling of Old Spice and with a hard-on stiffer than Lady Liberty herself.

But hold on, that’s not all! The ODB is not just a statement to how big your balls are; it’s got an integrated Bluetooth speaker, so your wand can groove to its favorite tunes while laying down covering fire. Imagine the envy of the other suppressors as they watch your banana rocking out, with a catchy beat playing in the background. It’s the ultimate party accessory for any lover.