Behold, the Combat Application Cat Marauder in 5.56mm—hailed by warriors and worshipped by the desperate, this masterpiece of ballistic supremacy is finally here for the masses, because even peasants deserve to dream big. Engineered in collaboration with military only chop shop AOG (them doing their spooky stuff to our rifle design and us smashing out a Kitty can that’ll make you stand stiff in the morning), the CACM has the precision of a surgeon’s scalpel and the rage of a caffeine-deprived raccoon. The basis of this bad boy has been the silent star of covert ops that “never officially happened.” They may scream on the internet – “what can they do to an AR15 that hasn’t been done before?”, and we’ll say – “There’s never been a fully tuned suppressed 5.56mm civilian system where the shootie thing and stolen car muffler have ever been built ground up together with this level of output and you know it, so eat a bag of chodes.” (we wouldn’t say that…. hmm, maybe).

Now, for a strictly limited run, this icon of freedom and selective chaos is available exclusively to our fans and supporters first, the unwashed and hard working proletariat. Act fast, though—when this run is over, you’ll be back to defending your cabbage patch with a garden hoe.